Someone: why do you carry that jellyfish around?
Me: excuse me? It’s goochy
Someone: why do you carry that jellyfish around?
Me: excuse me? It’s goochy
no
fucking
wayIsthis fucking reallife
Man this sports Anime has a really good budget
“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”
i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering
technology is too advanced and it scares me
lmao i forgot how messed up gravity falls was able to get despite disneys harsh censors
This video has utterly undone me
[All with thick, scottish accents]
Lad 1: An’ you’re sure I’m not gonna die? …ah- no- I can’t, I canne get- no, no
Lad 1: *hits bong*
*2 lads off camera squealing and laughing*
Lad 2 (off camera): ohh wee man, wee man! keep breathing in wee man! …oh, wee man… you’ll be feeling this…
Lad 1 (enunciating clearly): …I’m actually bisexual.
New York Goes to Work - Ghost Hunter
“lets ask if it’s a male or female with us.”
“MALE, FEMALE, WHAT?”
this is better than buzzfeed unsolved
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT”
I have never seen anything better